Gothic Flare Trousers: Buckle Up for the Night, Darling, Edgy Chic is Here!
Right then, fancy a gander at this… Thing? It's less a *thing*, more a… whispered promise. A secret held in the palm of your hand. A potential for… well, that depends on you, doesn't it? Some say it unlocks forgotten doors. Others, that it tastes faintly of stardust. I couldn't possibly comment. But trust me, you want this. You absolutely, positively, unequivocally need this. Don't be a mug, treat yourself, what have you got to lose? Except possibly your mind. But in a good way, of course. A *very* good way. Bloody brilliant, even. Buy it. Now.
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