Bossman's Bloke Kicks: Ultra-Chic Chunky Trainers for City Strides and Weekend Vibes
Right then, fancy a bit of a giggle with yer new acquisition Well, let me tell ya, this here thingamajig is less 'product', more a portal to pure, unadulterated joy It's the bee's knees, the cat's pyjamas, the dog's bollocks, you name it It'll charm the knickers off a nun, solve world peace by Tuesday and look smashing on yer mantelpiece Don't just buy it, embrace it, love it, tell your mates about it They'll be green with envy, guaranteed Now, are you in, or are you in In fact, are you even reading this still Because honestly, you should've bought it already! Right, off you pop now, and thank me later, guv'nor.
£24.71
£49.42
